Nightwalk
preferably on a night of festivities, get a couple of your friens together and get the one friend no one likes. later that night, when the friend is sleeping soundly, ram your p-n-s firmly into his mouth. then take your most dominate hand and slap him across the face. when this happens, the friend will wake up, attempt to say something, and he won’t be able to because your d-ck is in his mouth.
jimmy was being a pr-ck all night. he was making the entire night aweful. later that night, a friend of his snuck into his house and nightwalked the sh-t out of him.
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