Nigslexia
the condition which causes some black people to pr-nounce the word “ask” like “axe.” there are no known treatments as of the present.
“sir, we are conducting a survey of urban environments around the united states if you wouldn’t mind answering a few questions. first, do you suffer from nigslexia?”
“ayo why you think you can axe me sumfin like dat tho?”
“i see. i’ll go ahead and check ‘yes’ for the first question then.”
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