Nike Air Max


the trademarked shoe of the douchebag. nike air max wearers tend to drink a large amount of alcohol, buzz their hair, use every chance they have to exhibit how good they are at a sport or all sports in general, and they restrict their conversations too how much p-ssy they get, how large their d-ck is, sports, and alcohol. also, anyone not fitting these guidelines automatically inherits the t-tle of “f-g.” articles of clothing that go well with nike air max’s are mesh basketball shorts, high socks, and -ssorted sports team shirts.
douchebag 1: hey bro! i’m drunk as f-ck right now! wanna play sports?!
douchebag 2: h-ll yeah bro! go long! look at that f-g! he doesn’t have nike air max’s!
douchebag 1+2: f-g!!!
the shoe that is well known to be favoured by the junkies, winos, hoors and bowsies alike in the tallaght/clondalkin district. a.k.a nikes or nike airs.
1. see them nike airs yeah? i bleedin’ robbed them!

2. well it’s like this ma, if she doesn’t give me the rest of her money i’ll kick her so hard in the f-nny she’ll be givin birth to a nike air max

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