Nikon
the bast digital slr company in the world.
person 1: hey man, i just bought a canon dslr
person 2: you r-t-rd, you should have gotten a nikon
what you buy when you don’t have enough cash to buy a sony.
guy 1: hey dude, i only had $100 so i bought this nikon.
guy 2: what a r-t-rd, why didn’t you just save up for a sony
guy 1: -starts crying-
another way of saying n-gg-r around adults, or your drama teacher, or any other people.
why are you guys fighting? because she’s a nikon.
a camera capable of creating consistant out of focus images through the use of too many b-ttons on the back and overall build.
professor- “justin, i like your composition, but when we bring this into 100%…hmm whats this, looks to be a bit soft.”
team ramrod- “nikons! hhhahahah”
big stupid camera that people on dallas imports use.
it verifies their acceptance in fat chicks.
“hey canadian nice nikon! wanna go pick up some fat chicks?”
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