Nilander
while driving in your car start to scream at little kids running past your car while masterbating to gay p-rno with your another man in the car (prefibly) your son. start to sh-t all over the car seats and have whip cream bottle at ready. then open up your -ss hole a start to squirt whip cream up your -ss and have your partner/son begin to suck out the choclaty white liquids.
hey baby wana perform the nilander
sure
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