nilofar
the most s-xsiest most erotic energy.
once i visited the river nile and at the stroke of midnight this image appeared.a shining exotic light.it called out to me and said gobble gobble gobble gobble.
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verbal abuse or har-ssment. pr-nounced “ob-lick-qee”. “man, ashleigh was giving me some serious obliquey last night”. “scott’s obliquey towards me last night was really not needed”.
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the act of quietly and calmly low fiving others when a location or event does not permit for a loud and/or enthusiastic high five (e.g., a funeral, a library, church, cl-ss). barney: high five! ted: dude, we’re at a wake. barney: sorry. (whispers) solemn low five.
- Solophobia
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someone so irritating they must be related to the king of all annoyance, cheese. like an alternative to arsaholic. -harry steals pencil case and throws it out the window then administers an ehhhrrr….- john: “aaargh you son of a cheese!”
- sooner or later
never. if someone tells you they will do something “sooner or later”, they most likely have no intention of ever doing it. see also: eventually i’ll get around to raking the leaves sooner or later. -procedes to drink beer and continues watching tv-