Nincampoop
a person who has done something dumb. at that moment they are a “nincamp–p”
also can be used to just call someone a r-t-rd or dumb.
you can also be awarded nincamp–p of the day.
(nin-cuhm-p–p)
you just knocked over the bbq! you nincamp–p!!!
jebbadieuh totally got nincamp–p of the day for breaking the paddle…
on i know… that nincamp–p
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