Nine Iron


racial slur for a j-p.
their eyes are slanted like a 9 iron
that nine iron got his irons modelled after his eyes.
a kid so good at the game of golf they renamed him nineiron.
i’m shooting a double bogey. nineiron is 5 under par!
a woman that is like a 9-iron. good from 100 yards.
good from far, far from good
she seemed hot from far away, but upon closer inspection her bushy moustache showed her to be a 9-iron
a derogatory word for any oriental because they all look like they have been hit in the face with a nineiron
that nineiron over there is almost hot.
a man equipped with nine inches (or more) of s-xual pleasure

bob: hey my name is bob.
hot sl-t: nice to meet you bob.
bob: did you know i am swinging a nine iron.
hot sl-t: wow, i would really like to put my mouth on that.
a slang term for a gun. this is the result of a combination of 9mm and iron.
“you’d better bring your nine iron, just in case”

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