nine kinds of relish
1. a slightly strange, confusing or inexplicable occurrence or state of events; something that defies normal logic in a minor way.
2. someone who makes others uneasy or uncomfortable, despite a normal outward presentation.
1. i usually leave my car keys on the kitchen counter, but today i found them in the refrigerator. it’s been nine kinds of relish this morning.
2. that guy at the party last night seemed nice, but there was something off about him — he was definitely nine kinds of relish. i’m glad i didn’t give him my number.
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