Niner Bikes
the big revolution. 29ers only!
makers of the best bikes out there. niner’s expertise in the 29er wheel size, superb craftsmanship, quality materials, and outstanding engineering means that they’re at the top of the game when it comes to mountain bicycling.
“it’s more than just a name. it’s our p-ssion.
the 29” wheeled bike isn’t just a token in our line-up. it is our one and only love, our heart and soul out there on the trail.
it’s 100% commitment to a wheel size we believe in, to impeccable designs & exquisite ride quality. it’s a dedication we want to share with you on every ride.”
pedal d-mn it!
rider #1: “wow you’re so much faster on that niner rip 9 than you were on your 26er!”
rider #2: “i know! the 29″ wheels and perfectly tuned cva suspension means i can climb efficiently while still being able to push my limits on the downhill! this bike is so much fun!”
rider #1: “and it’s s-xy too! niner bikes sure knows how to make a nice lookin’ ride!”
rider #2: “hey you can take it for a spin if you want, just be sure to wipe the drool off when you’re done!”
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