nineskin
a nineskin is a foreskin so gigantic you can fill it with hydrogen and fly around.
when mr. tiddles and his “balloon” landed in europe, they confiscated his nineskin as an unauthorized meat import.
he was sad, but relieved to be circ-msized at last.
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