Ningineer


a skilled engineer with an unseen, unspoken alternative occupation that is as a ninja. the said person uses his/her engineering skills in infiltration, trapping, and or -ss-ssinating. a ningineer should never be underestimated, for the skills of a ninja coupled with an engineer’s intellect are far more deadly than that of a normal ninja.

commonly misspelled “ninjaneer.”
1. jake should not have trifled with his ex-girlfriend’s sister, for she was a ningineer.

2. a ningineer can kill you with a pencil and a t-square in over 3000 totally different but equally painful ways.

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