ninja

i gathered some facts about them:

ninja don’t sweat.

bullets can’t kill a ninja.

ninja invented skateboarding

only a ninja can kill a ninja. regular humans are useless.

ninja never wear headbands with the word “ninja” printed on them.

ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.

ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.

ninja don’t smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.

ninja always land on their feet. if they don’t have feet they will land on their nubs.

ninja invented the internet.

ninja don’t eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.

ninja always move to america when making a new start as a non–ss-ssin.

ninja don’t play sports. unless killing is a sport.

ninja can crush golfb-lls with 2 fingers, any two fingers.

ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. they will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.

ninja lie all the time. even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.

ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. always. curves are for girls.

lack any personality

wear headbands

fight skillfully with any object

can remove a spleen in one swift motion

live in your house secretly for days

can remove their shadow if needed

hurl shurikens

go anywhere they want instantly

catch bullets in their teeth

kill themselves if they make a noise

can run 100 miles on their hands

train 20 hours/day starting from age 2

have cool words like seppuku

are masters of disguise

can hover for hours

flip out and kill everything

are completely self-sufficient.

split planks vertically with their nose

can hide in incense smoke

kill people.

ninjas are the best guitar players. ever.

ninjas do not wear spandex.

a samurai is not a ninja.

dragon ball z characters are not ninjas.

if you see a ninja, he is not a ninja.
some guy: “ninjas are totally sweet”
some other guy: “true true”

ninja yea

surf ninjas!!! that’s right! ninjas can swim and surf!!! holla at ya boy!!!! lol

ninja denzil

the shadow fist clan (sfc)

jo the ninja

it’s a ninnnnjaaaa!!!!

the true way of the ninja. at home, infront of the computer, teaching people the way of the ninja. all ninja-like. http://profiles.yahoo.com/teh_ninja_naf

ninja stand on water

three f-cking awesome ninjas jumping over a moving vehicle.

a bad -ss ninja.
ninja facts:
– ninjas can divide by zero
– ninjas dont walk the ground moves for them
– when ninjas do pushups, they dont push themselves up, they push the world down
– when it rains ninjas dont wet wet, the rain gets ninja
– what ever ninjas touch turns to gold
– ninjas do not sleep, they wait.
– ninjas tears cure cancer, too bad they never cry
– ninjas donate alot of blood to the red cross, just not there own..
– ninjas make onions cry
– ninjas are allowed to talk about fight club
– ninjas gave cats nine lives so they could kill them more.
– bullets dodge ninjas
– ninjas iron there shirts while wearing them
– ninjas can predict the songs on there ipod shuffle
– ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time
– ninjas play minesweeper with real mines
– ninjas taught kool aid man how to break though walls
– ninjas created the wheel. twice.
– a ninja once recieved a hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry.
– ninjas are circ-mcised. they perform it themselves.
– in an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself.
ninjas can speak in wingdings.
an intense s-xual position involving a man and a woman and a d-ld-, the way it is performed is
first, you turn off all the lighs in the room
second, you start banging the girl in the -ss
third, you shove the d-ld- in her -ss and pull out so she “does not know”
fourth, you jump to her side scream ninja and punch her in the face.
jenny:d-mn, i got ninjad pretty hard last night.
me: yeah i f-cking owned you
a mercenary or warrior who is trained in the art of ninjutsu, or a j-panese martial-arts style which involves stealth, speed, mastery of various weapons and poisons, efficient and deadly combat tactics, and the will to commit seppuku, or suicide, to defend the honor of a particular family or clan.
the ninja’s movement was like the water rippling against the disemboweled corpse of the samurai who dared to challenge him.
ninja were people of feudal j-pan trained in ninpo or ninjutsu. it was possible to use skills learned in -ssasination-which was done, but not coldly. ninja’s were j-pans peace keepers and information gathers-they would -ssasinate political powers that threatned peace of j-pan, and would often be recruited by a higher power (such as a warlord like oda n-bunaga, or ieyasu tokugawa) to spy on enemy’s and gather information. ninja were originally called -shin-bi-, literally translating into a expert at information gathering. ninja groups were divided into families and clans. the two regions were ninjutsu developed and ninja were founded were iga and koga provinces. there were roughly 53 subgroups of koga and iga. one of the most famous ninja in history was hattori hanzo-a famous warlord and ninja of iga.
random facts:
in 1676, the book bansenshukai about ninja methods was written by fujibayashi yasutake, a samurai of iga castle.
in 1681 the book shoninki (correct ninjutsu memories) was written by fujibayashi masatake.
in 1653 the book ninpiden meaning secret teachings of ninjutsu was written by hattori hanzo yasunaga.
there were very few ninja-when oda n-bunaga attacked iga, 80 ninja fled.
genbukan and bujinkan are the only organizations keeping true ninjutsu alive today.
ninja didnt wear black very often-they wore deep red or dark green when on missions, and in winter snow, white.
ninja were often samurai too-afterall its only t-tle, not material.
ninja didnt actually use straight swords much-only when they were desperate. after ninja had established themselves, they could use curved blades.
other names used for ninja were kancho, shin-bi, kusa, sppa, rappa, tsuppa, mitsumoto(kembun, metsuke, kaiken). kyodan, kanja, choja, shin-bi no mono, onmitsu.
ninja arent magical, they just understood sciences more advanced then the rest of the population of the time.
ninja couldnt fly.
ninja couldnt perform supernatural stunts.
ninja can evade swords.
the ninja stealthly entered his home.
n. pl. ninja or nin·jas or nin·jaed

one who takes loot before a group has made their decision. typically greedy players and should not be trusted.
omgwtf, someone just ninjaed destiny in our ubrs raid!
a group (ninjas) or single person (ninja) that is trained in the martial arts. they are the coolest thing on the planet and live in compet-tion with pirates.
ninjas are so cool that i flipped out, kicked my mom in the face and cr-pped my pants all in one motion.

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