ninja bartender


a supreme master of the alcoholic beverage so much so that it becomes a way of life.someone as stealthy, quick and skillful as he could easily kill u in seconds but instead dedicates his life to getting u wasted.with his flawless recipes and extreme mastery of presentation his drinks may lead to a blissful state of enlightenment.by the time u come to the realization that your bartender may be a ninja bartender its too late.for you are plastered beyond comprehensible belief.
a ninja bartender never reveals their secrets
but always excepts tips

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