Ninja Birthday


noun: the day one crept into the world. best calculated by using your birthday minus, 9 months.
dave: hey, it’s my birthday today!
logan: but it’s august…i thought your birthday was in april?
dave: aaahhh yes, this is my ninja birthday.

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