Ninja Gift
ninja gift – to give someone a gift who is not expecting the gift. this differs from a normal gift because often the event is past and the person cannot give a gift in return, yet feels the obligation to give a gift.
“bob ninja gifted me for christmas and now i look like the -ss because i didn’t give him anything!”
the gift you never saw coming.
gift recipient: “omg i can’t believe i got a snuggie from the person who sent me the ‘wtf blanket’ video!”
gift giver: “ninja gift! oooaaah!!”
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