Ninja-hump
when one comes up behind someone and clandestinely humps them for a short period of time, and disappears before the humpee knows what has happened… like a ninja…
oh my g-d! at the french creek trip, dijon berlin came up behind jane smith while she was dancing and ninja-humped the sh-t out of her.
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