ninja puddle
1. a puddle on the ground that you don’t notice until you’ve stepped in it.
2. a puddle that seemed shallow until you stepped in it. turns out that it’s not shallow at all. you end up ankle-deep in rain/p-ss/vomit, etc.
may: “why the h-ll are your jeans soaked to your ankles?!”
jj: “i stepped in about seven ninja puddles going across the campus.”
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