Ninja Report
it is incredibly boring having someone explain a piece of work to you. for that reason, “ninja report” should replace the t-tle of any report written for any purpose, at all times.
marshall: “…so i was meant to turn in a report about using 23-b-3 spurious cl-ss action precedent to contest a cl-ss certification order based on lack of commonality and numerosity…”
ted: dude, you lost us, can you just call it something cool like “the ninja report” or something?
marshall: okay, yeah, fine whatever.. so um i was supposed to turn in “the ninja report” yesterday
group: oooh wow, cool
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