ninja sex

having noiseless s-x (no squeaking springs or vocals) while one or more people are p-ssed out in the same room.
li’l b was drunk and p-ssed out in our room. we were h-rny, so we had ninja s-x.
s-x in which no one can hear or see
noisless but pleasurful silent and unmarking s-x

“why are there no wet marks on the bed and why didnt your parents hear us!?”
“i’m a ninja…”
“-gasp- i had ninja s-x?!”
noun
1. s-xual escapades that need to be performed in extreme acts of stealth and slyness, such by needing to remain anonymous to others around you.
2. s-x at a party, movie theatre, or in the back seat of car when there are front p-ssengers, in a house occupied by people other than yourself. where all acts performed must remain in shadows and be virtually silent. usually with clothes only 1/2 or partly off.
3. extremely drunken or high s-x to where you are under the influence or alcohol or beer googles and the person you wake up next to you was definitely not the person you had remembered in your head. if it wasn’t for their swift ninja like actions and your slightly impaired frame of mind then this wouldn’t have happened. therefore ninja s-x.
i hate when my inlaws come in town to visit. that means we have to have ninja s-x for an entire week!

do you remember joe that frequents the bar? yeah, i was pretty messed up last night and thought i was taking home a dwayne johnson look alike. when i woke this morning next to me i see joe p-ssed out! d-mn ninja s-x, if not joe wouldn’t have had a shot in h-ll!
contrary to popular belief, ninja s-x does not have to be silent. it can include plenty of grunting, yelping, -ss slapping, rapid bed squeaks, and dirty talk. only the loudest screams of pleasure are discouraged, but are allowed if the place chosen to hook up is soundproof. for example, a bomb shelter.

to cover for noisy ninja s-x, a covering sound is most common, although other techniques are also used (see above). all that is required for s-xuals to qualify as ninja s-x is that the s-xuals are undetected by others not involved in the act.
sontia tuned the radio in her boy’s room to radio disney when she put him to bed, and turned it up a little once he was asleep, to provide cover for ninja s-x with tony.
n. the act of having s-x in a public location with the risk of being caught, but always escaping quickly and silently before capture or discovery, much like a ninja.
ex: “the cops almost caught us having ninjas-x in the park, but we got away just in time.”
based on the concept that ninjas can kill you without you knowing they’re there, ninja s-x is the act of having s-x wit a person without them even knowing your fly is undone! in this situation its generally useful to be very quick or poorly endowed. both of which are traits known to be commonplace amongst ninjas oddly enough.
i was out the other night and stayed over in this girls place.decided i was too tired for a proper ride so i decided on a bit of ninja s-x we were making out a bit and i got to taking out my d-ck, replaced my finger with it, blew my load tuk it out and got the finger bak in without her knowing. she asked the next morning why we didn’t have s-x. i got mine! ninjad!
1. n. the ‘art’ of opening the soul of an individual outside of their own immediate and physical vicinity in such a way that often arouses the physical body, but especially challenges their very ‘nature’ and ‘being’, mentally, first and foremost.

2. v.–a ‘method’ or process used to literally ‘ignite’ the essence or ‘spiritual body’ of ‘either’ party with a ‘fire’ or ‘ethearic charge'(i.e. supernatural) that ‘burns long'(i.e. an ‘inescapable effect’), emotionally deep…and often without the ‘collective’ conscious awareness of ‘both’ parties, at first…yet, ‘always’ through the ‘mutual’ consent of each party involved.

3. n. adv.–the ‘flame’ or energy harnessed is highly progressive, pervasive, and utterly so seductive that it matures to the ‘volcanic’ experience of a supremely resonating and -rg-smic energy that renders the body so numb, that the ‘soul’ has no choice but to re-cognize it’self’ for the first time since birth, in its purest ‘essence’, experientially, as ‘one’, with all that is and ever will be.
i.e. a theistic interpretation

4. modifier–the ill use of, and or side effects of ‘ninja s-x’ can be apocalyptic and or cataclysmic; overall, the ‘experience’ is based on the individuals involved and their corresponding soul paths.

5. idiom–to have s-x, to engage in the ‘act’ and or ~art~ of ‘inter-course'( i.e. a path by which two individuals ‘cross’ or ~interconnect~, ‘physically’ and ~spiritually~. )
basic–ninja s-x is the only way to fly!

‘twilight’ humor–i literally had ninja s-x with my beloved bella last night, holy sh-t, i’ve never felt anything that hot since h-ll froze over!

poetry–ninja s-x has no rhyme to its reason, but the effect is clear, unimaginable, and so unmistakeable that it awakens the soul.

philosophical–a s-xual ninja understands that when two become one, he and she may incorporate the transcendent pupil of a divine eye, to gaze the soul of earth, and move mountains to fulfill their life’s destiny, on purpose.

—note & warning:

this ‘process’ can be utilized in many ways, however, the ‘act of’ or ‘art’ mastered by an ent-ty or ‘evolved soul’ is exquisitely sacred, and highly sensitive. in other words, don’t ‘f-ck'(slang) with someone or something you have not committed to understand(i.e. love) or use ‘properly'(i.e. non-malicious intent).

post author– ♠ sinuяgist ♥