Ninja sext
when you send someone a naked picture of themselves that they don’t know you took. especially useful as a pick-up technique.
“dude, anna just sent me a ninja s-xt!!”
“what do you mean?”
“she just sent me a picture of my p-n-s, but i’ve never been naked in front of her? wtf??”
“true ninja broseph. she’s a ninja s-xt master.”
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