ninja vision
the arcane ability of knowing where everything in your house is while in complete darkness.
-2:30 am-
boy: -sneaks into house quietly and walks towards bathroom-
dad: zzzzzz….
boy: -walks into end table- ow f-ckkkk!!
dad: you should really develop some ninja vision, son.
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