ninja-wanged
to surprise a ninja and get smacked by his spring-loaded erect p-n-s as a result (or w-ng). in everyday usage, a term used to describe the result of colliding with a ninja or someone of ninja-esque qualities, resulting in disorientation and humiliation.
the ability to ninja-w-ng or to cause ninja-w-ngification or to possess a ninja-w-ng is reported to be an ancillary reason for a ninja’s inherent stealth.
“ninjas don’t just walk slow to not be heard …” — john s.
quote from a waking gaurdsmen:
“i didn’t see him coming. i just walked around the corner, and the guy ninja-w-nged me.”
quote from a master:
“nevermind the pebble. to truly be a master, you must possess the ability of the ninja-w-ng.”
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