ninja’d


when posting on a forum, you submit a post only to find that someone has posted the same thing only seconds earlier.
ha ha, julia roberts is so lame.
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ha! julia roberts is so lame.

edit: dammit! ninja’d!
when trying to respond to a comment on a chat room, only for someone to comment before you, making your comment lose it’s original context. depending on the intermediary comment, this can have some humorous results
dave: anyone wanna play the new x-box game?

sanders: how about some d-ck?
george: ^^ yeah, i’d want in on that
sanders: lol, gay!
dave: haha, dude, you got ninjad!
to stealthy steal something from a person your having a conversation with where by they do not realise youv taken it untill much later.
bob: wtf? wheres my cellphone?
jason: what this one?
bob: dammit how?
jason: i ninjad that about 10 minutes ago
ninjad- the verb form of ninja

1. v. the past tense form of taking an item from a person without their noticing, usually right in their line of vision.

2. used in the popular game “halo” for xbox 360 when a player is getting chased down by another from behind, jumps backwards, and -ss-ssinates the enemy. (past tense)
1)
person 1: where did my gum go?

person 2: bob totally ninjad it from you when you were playing basketball with him.

person 1: d-mn it, he is always taking my gum…..

2)
player 1: how’d you kill that guy when he was chasing you and unloading bullets into your back??

player 2: i totally ninjad him, he never saw it coming.

player 1: ohhhhhhh, what a noob….
when you are -ss-ssinated by a lone ninja who used only a spoon to cut out your throat and sent you straight to h-ll
satan: so how did you end up here
bob: somebody ninjad me
to take something quickly and quitely without anyone noticing. offen used in the online game wow when a party member takes an item without the party’s consent.
tim: dude you gotta see my new phone it’s so boss.
-tim reaches in his pocket for his phone-
tim: what the h-ll, who ninjad my d-mn phone?
mike: oh dude i thought you knew i was looking at it like 5 minutes ago.
tim: how the??
to steal or take unnoticed by another
dave ninjad from sue a drink of her coffee when she was looking the other way

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