ninjadick
verb
to stick ones p-n-s into someone else with the advantage of speed, surprise and stealth
“dude, i ninjad-cked your mom in the shower last night”
a guy who seems nice, but then turns out to be a d-ck in the end.
girl 1: hey what happened? i thought you were in a relationship.
girl 2: yea we broke up because he ended up being a ninja d-ck.
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