Ninjas on the lawn
along with paranoia, ninjas-on-the-lawn is the most common side effect of cocaine.
-sshole: “what is that outside?”
you: “i’m not sure, but i think it could be ninjas.”
-sshole: “there are no ninjas on the lawn.”
you: “of course that’s what they want you to think; they’re ninjas.”
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