Ninjatard
when someone thinks they are a lot sneakier than they actually are.
he was trying to be all quiet and sneak back into bed with his girl, then he knocked over the whole table by her bed like a straight ninjatard.
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confusing numbers for letters and then getting the letter part backwards. that’s the lexia part. that dude who came up with the t-tle, “numb3rs” had some serious numerlexia.
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