ninjuries
harmful and painful acts inflicted upon ones self while having ninjanuity more moments.
i have an awesome skill set, however even the pros still get not ninjuries.
1. injuries caused by ninja attacks.
those weren’t regular injuries on the pirates, those were ninjuries caused by the ninja known as debs
an injury of unkown origin, thus being attributed to a ninja
“man check out this ninjury on my shoulder! how the h-ll did that happen?!”
“you got ninjured bad”
the act or process of being injured by a ninja
he was in the field picking peaches from a tree when he was ambushed and suffered a ninjury.
injury of unexplained origin, often attributed to inebriated activities.
where’d all these bruises come from? that was a big night last night. d-mn ninjury.
injury sustained whilst in the act of sneaking or attempting to sneak.
when creeping around in dark and unfamliar surroundings it is easy to cause yourself ninjury.
when you get injured by a ninja and least expect it…..then again they are so sneaky you never expect it.
dude i was walking down the street and got jump kicked in the face and didn’t even see it coming. i had to go to the hospital due to my ninjury.
past tense: i was at the hospital because i was ninjured and i didn’t even see it coming.
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