nintendo 2ds

one of nintendo’s greatest inventions, it’s another version of the 3ds, only this one can only display games and other nintendo cr-p in 2d and 2d only. it was created so r-t-rded 6 year olds don’t ruin their eyes with the 3d feature on the regular 3ds. because r-t-rded parents are too lazy to setup parental controls on the 2ds, instead they just throw a 2ds at them so they stop whining, and they don’t have to worry about child services coming in and taking away their 1-6 year old because the parent neglected them and let them use 3d to ruin their eyesight.

this 2ds is also basically a middle finger to all if nintendo’s true fans (the ones that own a 3ds or a 3ds xl) when the 2ds was announced by nintendo, they were basically saying “f-ck you 3ds owners, the 3d was just a stupid gymic, and you fell for it. there is no way we are gonna keep using stereoscopic 3d in our handhelds. you jack-sses can go to h-ll, and take that precious 3d gymic with you!” that is what i got out of it anyways.
all in all, the 2ds is another flop coming from nintendo, like the virtual boy and wii u.
nintendo fan #2: “hey nintendo fan #1, did you hear about the nintendo 2ds?

nintendo fan #2: yes nintendo fan #2 i heard, it turns out the 3d was just another stupid gymic. oh well, lets go over to sony, they won’t play us like that.

nintendo fan #1: yeah, sony’s vita might have a horrible game selection, and a ridiculously expensive memorey card system, but atleast they don’t use stupid temporary gymics on us.

nintendo fan #2: yeah, i mean what is the 3ds without the 3d? it’s basically another ds with a slightly higher resolution and better processor.

nintendo fan #1: ikr, those frauds sure did pull the wool over our eyes.