nintendo sexual
the people who play video games all day and dont ever get any. the only thing they do get off on is when they get a new video game and beat off to the only chick in the game and think graphics are s-xy.
dude princess peach is f-cking s-xy in this new game, i wish i had a girlfriend like her…or talked to girls at all…—nintendo s-xual
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