Nintendo Wii

pr-nounced, “we” (for serious)

the official name (announced april 27, 2006) to the newest system belonging to nintendo. from a recent poll on a gaming site, only 9.15% of people said “it’s neat, catchy, and i like it” while the rest hate it and don’t understand the reason why they changed it to it’s earlier code-name, “nintendo revolution”. the innovative idea of using a remote control-like gaming control in which you can point to the screen and actually interact like you are in the game itself is what draws people in since the other system in progress (ps3)doesn’t and the already-released system, x-box 360 could not compare aswell.

the very hated name, “wii” has had potential customers to re-think buying the system (as childish as it sounds, its true) because they would be to embarresed to ask their friends if they “want to play with their wii”. everyone wants nintendo to re-name the system back to ‘revolution’ and who knows, if critisism of the name continues, they may just have to change it. the name “wii” opens many doors to hilarious jokes such as, “omg, last night lisa sat on my wii! it hasnt been functioning properly since. omg omg” and “dont be so rough with my wii!”. personally, even i hate the name wii… what was nintendo thinking this time?

reason for wii? it was a simple thought, perposely pr-nounced “we” so customers will think it is for everyone, having games for all kinds of people (whether your a just a little child, a violence and action desiring teen, or a more mature adult). the game also makes it sound like you and the game as one, not just you alone nor just the character in the game, but ‘we’ or ‘both’ playing together, the first step towards the new way of gaming. the problem is that since it sound like more of a ‘family friendly’ system, the rumour of nintendo having only ‘kiddy games’ will be believed by all idiotic gamers that only decide on what system to buy if it is ‘popular, and ghetto’ face it, x-box was only liked because of halo, playstation is ‘okay’ but not as nintendo, it’s only more popular because of the rumour sega spread around about nintendo being a ‘kiddy system’ (i’m not saying i hate sega, its good).

if gamers would only buy systems because of how good the actual gameplay is (not just because of graphics or popularity -hints towards x-box fans). the truth is that nintendo is the superior system, or atleast will re-claim its well deserved t-tle of ultimate gaming system as it was in the olden days.

btw, lots of games for xbox and ps2 that are the most popular (discluding halo) wasn’t originally from that system itself -cough-final fantasy and gta-cough-, and most others are available for all 3 systems (ie, mortal kombat: deception)
nintendo wii, the most innovative system of the next generation systems and the greatest.
see: wii

the new name for nintendo’s new console gaming system, formerly called the nintendo revolution.

after the name was announced, it was met with much criticism and opposition from the gaming community (who, within a day of the announcement, came up with many clever satirical faux-logos for the console’s new name).

pr-nunciation: wē (wee)
examples for nintendo wii:
1. “i’m bored. i’m gonna go play with my wii.”
2. “my wii is my favorite toy.”
3. “excuse me, electronics store worker guy, can you open that case for me? i’d like to take a wii.”
the gaming revolution!
person: “my ps3 was $600+ but i only have mgs4 cause all the launch games suck!”
person 2: “my nintendo wii was $300, has free wireless capablities, awesome graphics, a cool remote for a control, zelda twilight princess and it’s so sleek and niiice”
a video gaming consle that was supposed to have many amazing features, but they were canceled. it also was supposed to allow you to download any nintendo game from the past 20+ years, but only about 50 games are available. other than the let down, it is a very good system that is fun for all ages, having a large variety of games. it does not focas on graphics, instaed on entertainment and fun value. it also costs much less than the other next generation consles
the nintendo wii is an affordable, fun system.
the best f-ckin game console ever!!!

currently kicking ps3 and xbox360’s -ss right now.

the ps3 is just all the useless cr-p that sony sells packed into a useless console and xbox360 is just sh-t!!!
dude#1: i’m gonna go get a ps3.

dude#1’s friend: why get that when u can get a dvd or blu ray player? its much cheaper.

dude#2: i’m gonna take a xbox360.

dude#2’s friend: make sure u use spray and close the door!!!

dude#3: i’m gonna get a nintendo wii.

dude#3’s friend: cool!!! call me when u gut one. wii rulez!
a cheaper video game console that has mostly children and sports games only wireless controllers that have been recently reported that ppl have been accidentally throwing them into there t.v. sets and trying to sew nintendo lmao thats hilarious it only costs $250 and to me sounds like a cr-ppy game console not to be haten on nintendo tho i loved the super and n64 they were the bomb but as far as the wii i think i would rather have a ps3 or xbox 360
wii fan1-dude hurry up and pitch the ball
wii fan2-ok ok booooom
wii fan1-you f-cking dumb-ss you just threw the controller threw my t.v.
wii fan2- runs away
wii fan1 runs after him (come back here you lil b-tch)

nintendo wii
nintendo’s final name for their fifth console code-named ‘revolution’, wii pr-nounced ‘we’. the first day the name was revealed all of the gaming internet sites, forums and chatrooms were filled with possive and mostly negative responses. bad publicity is still good publicity apparently.
“i’m going to go play my nintendo wii.”
“how much was your wii?”
“wii will have too much fun.”