nip the dog


a very bad dog. a black furry creature that likes to take it up the -ss from other dogs. a flopped-eared, spit eating, leg-humping goober in fur form. often mates with other highlanders, a creature native to aviemore. nips can be found living in areas of complete squalor, such as jock’s p-ssed stained, sh-t stained mattress, up sarah’s f-nny, wh-r- houses, and with beano the dog.
look, nip is humping the staircase again, i’m not gonna f-cking take him to the vet to get the splinters removed from his d-ck, that’s for d-mn sure!

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