Nipple Check
process/procedure in which one determines the degree of nipple visibility relative to the ambient temperature, then signals the owner of the nipples in question as to the status of their t-t-nipplyness using a two thumbs up/down scale. thumbs up indicating that their nipples are not visible, and vice versa…
hey, maya… nipple check! oooh… sorry, u fail… (while giving two thumbs down)
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