nipple dick

a girls whos nips are sooo large they stick out like an erect man.
janes nipple d-ck was enormous this morning!
a slightly popular j-panese fetish. this involves the paraphilia of p-n-ses where the nipples on a woman’s body (or possibly a man’s) would occur. this is only ill-strated in hentai, and probably the imaginations of kids that don’t really understand s-x too well.

(it is also present, but fiercely underrepresented, in america, but only in ill-strated or furry p-rn.)

this is commonly juxtaposed with futanari, hyperphallic, and s-xual defecation, but very rarely used with lolicon.

an inexplicably common subfetish is sh-tting nipple d-cks, in which sh-t comes out of the nippled-cks.
so, you think you know all about j-pan–do you know what nippled-cks are?
a small p-n-s; a p-n-s that is as small lengthwise, as a nipple.
poor guy, his d-ck is as small as a nipple. how could he ever please a woman, with that small thing. what a nipple d-ck.
where the p-n-s of the male is so small that it resembles a nipple, instead of an actual p-n-s.
ted : d-mn, yo. i just saw bobby’s d-ck .. that’s a nippled-ck for sure.
a person with a smaller than average p-n-s, similar in shape and size to a nipple. this is usialy used in conjunction with other quips or sharp remarkes.
shut youre pie hole nipple d-ck, i dont want to hear it.
saying the size of a man’s p-n-s is the size of a woman’s erect nipple nippies. can be used when joking with friends as well. this word was in use in bucks county, pa as early as 1990 by high school kids.
“he said he was inside me, but i couldn’t feel him. he must’ve had a nipple d-ck.”
1. a complete ‘tard, and i’m not talking an actual mentally handicapped person…i’m talking a friggin dipsh-t social reject.
2. what you call someone when they are being a complete -ss-clown, but aren’t necessarily that way all the time (you may actually kinda like this person under normal circ-mstances).
1. jesus, my boss is such a f-cking nippled-ck. i wish he would use his tie as a noose, stand on his swiveling office chair with m-ssage features and swing from the lighting fixture above his walnut desk he bought in england.

2. dude, quit being such a nippled-ck. you’re harshing my buzz.

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