Nipple Master
the master of the nipple cripple.
will happily nipple cripple anyone who the see fit, whether they are a stranger are not.
has been arrested over 7 times for nipple crippling celebrities and/or politicians.
obama: man i got crippled so hard last week my nipples leaked milk
cameron: d-mn son, he must have been the nipple master
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