nipple meter
using the nipple as a means to tell the outside temperature
i stepped out in the snowstorm in only a t-shirt, and because my nipples were sticking a foot off my chest, my nipple meter read “cold as f-ck”
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a gauge of temperature when you step outside on a cold day
d-mn boys, my nipple meter says it’s pretty f-ckin cold out here.
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