Nipple Salad
a salad that includes a plentiful and diverse array of nipples tossed nicely with lettuce, tomatoes, and your choice of dressing.
man i am hungry lets go get a nice big nipple salad.
your nipples are really nice i want to toss them in my salad.
(1). an acronym for “what are these strawberries doing on my nipples when i need them for my fruit salad?”
(2). a great way to interrupt a conversation or start a short conversation (see definition 1).
(3). the act of placing sliced strawberries on your nipples and running into a semi-formal diner and yelling “what are these strawberries doing on my nipples when i need them for my fruit salad?””
(4) an extremely s-xual act in which you place sliced strawberries on your nipples, then place whole strawberries in the other partner’s mouth (and every other hole) and proceed to use your p-n-s to help her swallow the strawberry. make sure you don’t let her chew your d-ck. it hurts. it is said that jack black once did this to four girls, and he used whip cream.
“what are these strawberries doing on my nipples when i need them for my fruit salad?”
“what?”
or
“hey did you hear what tommy did?”
“no, what?”
“he gave kristen a nipple salad!!”
“holy sh-t!! lou killed his horse doing that!”
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