nipple stickers
flower shaped bandaids women place over their nipples when they don’t want to wear a bra but don’t care for “nippy” weather….some varieties, although not nearly as “discrett” include “pasties” heart shaped and glow in the dark options.
“ever since i started wearing my pasties, no one calls me nippleonia anymore….get your pasties now! i like the blue hands!”
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