nippleman
an industrial-type worker, male or female, who -ssures that nipples of various varieties are in proper working order.
this job might require various clamps, suction cups, pumps, and other -ssorted attachments…
“so, you’re applying for nippleman, eh ?”
“oh, yes ma’am !!”
“well, i hope you have a bit of experience…”
“oh yes ma’am, in las vegas and new orleans..”
“well, we’ll try you for a few hours..”
“oh, thank you ma’am !!!!”
nipple man is a when some one has 3 or more nipples, there for he is a nipple man. if it is the women with extra nipples i’d call ripleys believe it or not or some freaky p-rn photo taker person.
“look bob has extra nipples, there for he is a nipple man, get the pitch forks and torchs.”
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