nip/tuck
one of the best show’s currently on television. it is incredibly graphic and delightfully twisted. there is raw s-x, violence, drug use, back stabbing, beautiful women, fast cars, and of course, graphic depictions of surgeries. it deals with issues like trans-xuality, orgies, death,etc. in a frank and honest manner that no other show on television would be willing to touch.
“hey did you see that episode of nip/tuck where some crazy mortician cut all the arms and legs off of a body and sewed them on to his sister’s dead body and then had s-x with it?”
“no, but did you see the one where matt went to a gay bar went and home with a tranny? matt made out with him, and then after finding out he still had a p-n-s, he kicked the guy’s face in a bunch of times.”
“yeah, then that tranny got a bunch of tranny friends together and kicked the sh-t out of matt on the street and then p-ssed all over him; it was great.”
greatest show of all time. now that season one is over, tuesdays are really going to blow now.
best show ever
did you see nip/tuck last night? that girl was so hot.
it’s so good that i re-watch the previous seasons every sart-rday for three-hours
matt is really ugly, and i man-wh-r-. christian is the best, even though he is a s-xiholic, i can handle a man addicted to s-xihol(sic)
an fx show that had a good start, but eventually turned into an over-the-top soap opera with terrible writing (see season 2 and you’ll know what i mean). watch the shield instead.
nip/tuck went from sharp to cr-p.
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