nirv
a 43 year old, obese, friendless, talentless individual. when not burger flipping, it’s irc time! likes to continually drone on about how doom 3 got released and where those counterstrike screenshot’s originated.
whilst still residing in his parents house, the sad realization for a nirv is that their life amounts to nothing hence their commitment to spend the remainder of their life hanging around on irc.
also a sad fact is how nirv’s have incredibly small genitalia, which is also reflected in their woefully inadequate computer hardware.
being a nirv sure does suck 🙁
peter: “how are things bob?”
bob: “i’ve hit rock bottom, i’ve hit the nirv”.
peter: “b-mmer bob”.
professional gamer, and s-xiest man alive.
also rumored to have a huge c-ck.
you could find one such as this at irc.enterthegame.com #themercs
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