nitch
another way to say b-tch in younger/less open company.
did you hear what kelly did? she’s such a nitch!
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the word americans say when trying to pr-nounce niche
“choose a small nitch market” when overheard is actually “choose a small niche market”
the sp-ce where the b-m ends and the upper thigh meets. a nice nitch const-tutes an overhang of the b-m. a poor nitch is where the b-m leads directly into the thigh. a nitch test can be done to determine the quality of ones nitch. simply put a pencil underneath your b-m cheeks. if your b-tt holds the pencil you’ve got a sweet nitch. if its doesn’t well your -ss sucks. larger objects can be placed in the nitch to ascertain the sweetness of a nice nitch.
girl: “i’ve got the nicest -ss around”
guy: “prove it, do the nitch test”
a nice b-tch.
“i had a date with that cute little nitch last friday.”
white b-tches trying to act black in such places as clubs. see also wigga
“yo check out dem nitches actin up over there.”
when a girl tries to call her girl best friend a b-tch over facebook chat, but since the ‘b’ is right next to the ‘n’ she accidentally says ‘what’s up, nitch?’ production of this typo may induce laughter, confusion, or usage in daily life.
can also be used in place of the word ‘b-tch’ when around people you respect or don’t want to severely offend.
audrey (to claire over facebook): ‘hey, nitch, what are the plans tonight?’
1. claire: lolololol no you’re the nitch
2. claire: what did you just call me?
claire (to audrey within earshot of her grandma): monica can be such a nitch sometimes!
a cr-p that one takes while reading educational material on the toilet.
i took a huge nitch while reading that textbook on neuroanatomy.
“nitch” means “pfft” ..like someone is bullsh-tting t0 u or you dont quite agree with something being said .
q.why u awake so early,u said the bed?!
a. nitch !!
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