nitro surprise
when preforming intercourse from behind the guy takes a nitrous oxide tank and plugs the hose into the girls -n-s. then he jumps on top and uses his erection as the gear shift and shouts vin diesel one liners.
i was feeling a little crazy after watching fast and the furious last night so i tried a nitro surprise on my wife. shes taking the kids.
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