nixon

a bowel movement. sh-t.
i gotta take a nixon.
when the shaft of a male’s p-n-s adhears to his scr-t-m or testies via sweat or uncomfortable clothing and positioning. when when viewed from side or at a profile view, bears resemblence to former president richard nixon’s face.
man his cl-ssroom’s way to hot. i’ve totaly got a nixon going on!
(verb) a variation of a motorboat. while a man is shaking his face between two br–sts he will hold up peace signs and say “i am not a crook!”
he started to give me a motorboat but then he started giving me a nixon
getting f-cked over. taken advantage of. named after president nixon.
“dude, i just got nixoned!”

“oh man, my hmo nixoned me.”

“i’m going to nixon that guy.”
a man who attempts to engage in intercourse without a condom without his partner’s awareness… i.e. a tricky d-ck.
“i don’t think i’ll be seeing him again. he’s a total nixon.”
fecal matter that is not completely diarrhea, yet not solid either. also known as the triple s’ (semi-solid shats), the nixons commonly have the look and consistancy of seaweed. usually appear the next morning after a long night of drinking. many times they “attack” suddenly and without much time to react.
“dan had to run to the bathroom as fast as he could cause he was attacked by a case of the nixons.”
female br–sts. particularly attractive br–sts.
sh-t, jackson, look at the nixons on that betty!

that chick with danny’s girlfriend has a serious set of nixons. is anyone tapping her oval office?

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