NJOD
pr-nounced (n-jod)
stands for a no jack off day. you use it on days you would feel guilty for jacking off. for example easter or your sister’s death day.
jessica: wanna look at p-rn with me?
andy: f-ck yeah
andy (10 seconds into watching p-rn): oh sh-te! sorry baby today is a njod.
jessica: oh, what happened?
andy: i just went to my mother’s funeral.
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