NMP


not my problem. used in a really, derogatory, off hand way. used to show that you really don’t care. almost a “i told you so” phrase.
you better go clean that sh-t up, it’s nmp

i tried to tell you she was a ho, nmp.

nmp, you go find the money to pay the shark
an acronym used in text messaging or social networking. it stands for not my problem.
john- “my car broke down.”
eric- “nmp.”
acronym for ‘not my problem’. typically used in situations where sympathy would be expected.
from the monk t.v. episode ‘mr monk gets fired’

commissioner brooks:
i don’t care. the man is toast. he’ll never work for this department, with this department or in this department again! and i’m pulling his private liscense!

captain stottlemeyer:
no you can’t do that.

commissioner brooks:
it’s all ready done!

captain stottlemeyer:
commissioner brooks, police work, detection, that’s all monk knows. if you do that it will kill him.

commissioner brooks:
that’s nmp! not. my. problem.
not my president …
george w bush is nmp!

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