No armed bandit


a cash machine, or even an atm.
‘your round.’
‘hold up, mate. gotta smash the no armed bandit.’
‘if i give you my card, will you bang me a purple out?’
‘yeah, no worries.’
‘cheers boss.’
‘in a while, paedophile.’

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