no-brainer


something so obvious to be correct/appropriate, that it requires no contemplation to decide on.
it was a no-brainer for zack to wear a condom when he banged that disease infected wh-r- (ewwwww).
a dumb question or response. something one shouldn’t even have to think about it.
dude1: hey, man, where’s the bas-m-nt?
dude2: try downstairs, bright spark!

girl: whales are… big.
could be used as in “definetly” or “of course”
jim: do you have to put your marshmallow in the fire?

clark: dude, it’s a no brainer, as a rule of thumb campers should put their marshmallow in the fire.
not needing a brain to operate task in question
hey, working a till in macdonalds is a no brainer which is just as well as chavs need the work
a question with an obvious response.
dude 1: will you take the money?

dude 2: yes i will! it’s a no brainer.
noun. a person (particularly a female) who will gladly accept head but wont return the favor. most commonly technical virgins who aren’t yet accustomed to much s-xual behavior. (or simply just a prissy b-tch)
kenny: hey you know any females that give good head?
eli: ohhh! how bout jessica? dude, i heard that girl swallows!!!
kenny: wtf? oh h-ll naw man she’s definetely a no brainer. and her dad’s a cop..you got me f-cked up dawg.
a person of either the male or female persuasion who absolutely refuses to partic-p-te in oral s-x.
‘man, i had to leave that girl alone. the p—y was good, but i found out she’s a no brainer-she wouldn’t give me any head!”

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