No Buses
when you’re maaaaad single, and you can’t seem to find a chick who’s down to get with…
the saying comes from the story that-
when you do finally find that chick to get with, another chick comes along and it seems like you only have one shot with that chick… forcing you to choose between the two of them…
all of this relates to buses because-
when you really need to catch a bus its not there, and when that bus finally does come along, you see a bus right behind it…
i got no buses man…
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