No Child Don’t Tell
a policy built on a foundation of lies and used by taxpayers to game the system while filling out their irs income tax returns. the goal is to obtain a deduction (pay less money) by claiming at least 1 dependent who does not exist.
note: this policy is often employed on accident by young/inexperienced taxpayers who don’t know what the h-ll they’re doing. in such cases, the process is often overseen by an employer who also doesn’t know what the h-ll they’re doing and therefore doesn’t have the foresight or the b-lls to intercede in the employee’s mistake which is happening right in front of their stupid f-cking face!
boss: “here you are, lad. just fill this out and then you’ll be my employee.”
applicant: (oh, man! i don’t know what to do here. i’ve never done this before.) “h…hey, boss. wha…what should i put for the number of dependents?”
boss: (g-d dammit, tom! leave the room! remember, always leave the room immediately!) “duhhh..bwa..bwa-bwa-bwaaaa…duhh…i gotta get some coffee! ya like beer i’ll get you some beer!”
applicant: “but, i don’t know what…”
boss: “no time, gotta go!”
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